I was just surfing the internet when this came in, i must say laughed a little bit, quite funny thou, read it below
Wait, how does d reduction of Petrol #97 to #87 influence d sealed decision of we youths?
Reducing d price of Le Casera would have been better. If Jonathan wants we youths to vote for him, he should do d following;
1. Reduce d subscription of BlackBerry to N200 naira.
2. Make sure ATM dispenses as low as 50naira notes
3. I phone 6 is as low as 2,300 thousand.
4. Even if u dont write exams, u already have 2.0 minumun CGPA5. Make Tonto Dikeh d new First Lady
6. NTA would change thier boring station tone.
7. PDP should change their logo from Umbrella to Water melon or Plantain Chips
8. Corpers should b given 70k per month
9. Free Calls from 7p.m till 10p,morning
10. Make Sanyeri d minister of Finance.
Wait, how does d reduction of Petrol #97 to #87 influence d sealed decision of we youths?
Reducing d price of Le Casera would have been better. If Jonathan wants we youths to vote for him, he should do d following;
1. Reduce d subscription of BlackBerry to N200 naira.
2. Make sure ATM dispenses as low as 50naira notes
3. I phone 6 is as low as 2,300 thousand.
4. Even if u dont write exams, u already have 2.0 minumun CGPA5. Make Tonto Dikeh d new First Lady
6. NTA would change thier boring station tone.
7. PDP should change their logo from Umbrella to Water melon or Plantain Chips
8. Corpers should b given 70k per month
9. Free Calls from 7p.m till 10p,morning
10. Make Sanyeri d minister of Finance.
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